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Man Pleads for Jedi Training

Aug 062011
 

Today a pitiful victim (our very own loyal CRR listener, Tyler) of Sith aggression pleads with BioWare for the opportunity of Jedi training to avenge his family. Having traveled many miles and suffered many perils only to be met with locked doors. His spirits however are not diminished.

Wait! What is that we see? It looks like a Sith loyalist stole this poor victim’s sign and is about to make off with it! (Carla strikes again!)

 Posted by at 9:05 am

  3 Responses to “Man Pleads for Jedi Training”

  1. MrFester says:
    August 6, 2011 at 9:22 am

    haha poor poor guy..

  2. Carla says:
    August 6, 2011 at 11:56 am

    The Empire made me do it….. 😛

  3. Tyler says:
    August 7, 2011 at 10:57 pm

    She stole it, but honestly it was worth it seeing her flee in such a huge vehicle given her size… I think I saw phone books on the drivers seat (through the tears of course so who knows?)

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